One child begs for another 10 minutes and another 10 minutes and another 10 minutes playing on the "mountains" (of snow).
And makes treasure maps leading to sticker-covered envelopes of IKEA catalogue cut-outs which are hidden in her bedroom closet (that would the 2008 catalogue of course).
+ the crumpling of one treasure map
= 100 years of instant aging (plus drying time).
Another child is perfecting his balance and walking steps. The current formula is: